Definitions by Septik

Stink Mic 

The act of holding your headset microphone in close proximity to your rectum while playing the Butt trumpet for others to hear on voice chat. Then you have to put it back on your head so you can provide color commentary on the smell.

Did hear that stink mic Shocker hit us with last night. I'm suprised his guts didn't fall out.

Stink Mic by Septik April 22, 2006

cum dump 

Term used to describe the cooter of a female whos been around the block, neighborhood, city, and state.

Guy1: "Man why are you so late the movie started 20 mins ago"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, had to drop off a load at the cum dump."

cum dump by SeptiK September 8, 2003

goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

goober gobber by SeptiK September 8, 2003

Black n Decker pecker 

Term used to describe the act of a one with braces to give a pickle wash to an unlucky guy. Sometimes painful because of the massive ammount of hardware coming in contact with the peener

Every since your mom got braces Ive had a black n decker pecker.

Black n Decker pecker by SeptiK September 8, 2003

man root 

Used when a massive guy has his massive peener deeply rooted in a womans love canal.

I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.

man root by SeptiK September 8, 2003

wif 

With

Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.

wif by SeptiK September 7, 2003

dick beaters 

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

dick beaters by SeptiK September 7, 2003