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m'goodboy

A subspecies of neckbeards and gentlesirs, a m'goodboy is a neet who lives with his mother and indulges in chicken tendies on the daily. a true intellectual, he accumulates his GBP by helping out his mummy and tyrone who visits occasionally. usually obese, a m'goodboy spends his time playing WOW and other MMORPG's. He can be dangerous if he is not fed his tendies, and if his piss jugs are left filled.
M'goodboy: Mummy, I want to trade my 100 GBP for some delicious tendies!
Mummy: Of course, such a m'goodboy. Want me to empty your piss jugs too?
M'goodboy: Yes I do mummy, such a splendid offer!
by Daisaku Kuze March 31, 2021
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M&M Duels

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.

There can only be one champion.
Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009
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M'lady

What you call the girl of your dreams. If someone calls you m'lady it means he is desperately in love with you. Ladybug should Marry Chat Noir already.
by Skejidbd January 25, 2020
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M’lady

This word is used by only the most gentlemanly men. The word is a combination of “my” and “lady”, and is the most respectful way to address a woman, or, as gentlemen would call them, a queen.

Typically, a fedora would make you more of a gentleman. Especially if you tip the fedora.
by Impolite-Canadian May 24, 2018
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M'baku

Did you see that m'baku guy?

Yeah, he could throw my m'back out anytime
by ThrowYourMbackOut October 22, 2018
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M sity

A nickname for thou amazing greek god Michael Sitro. Michael Sitro (also known as M city) is a large sized king of America, known to be the size of the titanic. He has many amazing features such as his morbidly gigantic nose and a fat head similar to that of Frankenstein and or Nick birch. Unfortuanly he has been recently caught in drama where thou authorities confiscated his telephone. For a reason I cannot say. In conclusion he is a very swell person and I love him.
Your looking rather satisfactory today, You look like M Sity.
by Quandalian dingleson April 4, 2022
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m'lady

Something you must say after tipping your fedora, whether it's talking to a dog, a man, or to yourself, it's proper manner.
by -flyingfxck- November 1, 2017
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