low life loser

a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy

gregory banks is a low life loser

by BCT<3 September 25, 2010

low-resolution hottie

A girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually butters.

I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.

On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.

by Leroy_n_Tyrone October 21, 2009

low income christmas

The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)

"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low Income Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."

"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low Income Christmas tomorrow"

by SnobSnob January 3, 2010

low key nerd

A person who outwardly doesn't appear nerdy but is.

P1: Whos that cheerleader?
P2: Oh thats Caitlin, I went to see Harry Potter with her. We both dressed up as wizards.
P2: Wait.... That cheerleader likes Harry Potter?
P1: Yeah she's a low key nerd.

by nerdycheergirl22 October 31, 2011

Low water pressure

A polite way of saying someone is experiencing similar side effects of taking steroids. Including but not limited to: low sex drive, shrunken testicles, body acne, unnecessary aggressive behavior and extreme mood swings.

Example: You know what they say about low water pressure right?

by Mermaidgirl October 22, 2015

Low-Key Fleeky

Alex Idle's Hair.

Katelyn, look at Alex's Low-Key Fleeky hair.

by Horsegirl0313 July 19, 2016

low butt crack

Intellectually challenged as in “low IQ”

Not sure that he's able to comprehend what we’re saying because he has low butt crack...

by Tuono-rider May 18, 2019