Logan

An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!

Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”

by IsleptWithYourMotherIn2005 June 28, 2022

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A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.

You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan

by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020

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Ur cuuutiee woootii daddy

“Oh look, there’s your daddy!” Stephanie points at a hot croissant looking-ass of a Logan, wanting to slap his booty.

by Itsyaaaaagirl November 12, 2019

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A very, very gay man, who is very gay.

Hey do you see that Logan?
Yeah he is pretty gay.

by Some69one March 31, 2019

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A man who is no man. Usually extremely good at most things and can blow the fattest clouds out of any vape. Believes that all the gay things he does with his friends is cancelled out with his straightness. He will call you at a nice 2:00 a.m. and be stoned off his ass wanting to come over. He also makes hella bank legally and illegally. Usually a wild Logan shall "quit all the hoes nigga" at the ripe age of 14-15 and will focus on molds instead. Keep clear of Logans at all time.

Logan- Hey Jennifer, guess what.
Jennifer- What?
Logan- I blew a cloud on 300 watts into your moms pussy and then we smashed and got high

by The Wolf of Wall Street sucked October 4, 2017

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