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Locker Stalker

1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.
Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"
by Kala H. December 21, 2008
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Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
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lockblocker

A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"
by Edahn Small January 9, 2006
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pick her lock

fingering a women's vagina. Rubbing her clit and stimulating her clit.
Guy1: Did you pick her lock, last night?
Guy2: Yes, I picked her lock! Every time I did it, she moaned and said, “yes, do it more!”
by WeirdererDefine November 18, 2011
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Caps Lock Voice

When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.
Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check.

Chris was being run over at work, so Jason told him it was time to turn on his caps lock voice.
by JalWilly June 4, 2009
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nut licker

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.
by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004
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On-lock

A term used to express having something perfected or easily obtainable.

As in: Locked down, perfected, dialed in, set in stone, definitely, with out a doubt, for sure, absolutely, got it down.
"Did you learn how to type yet?"
" Man I got that sh*t on-lock! I'm the best!"

"Does your friend paint well?"
"Oh yeah, her skills are on-lock."

"Can you find propane?"
"I have the best supplier on-lock."
by MFPyro August 10, 2017
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