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Phil Lester

YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".
Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.
by instarbuckswithdan September 3, 2017
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lester

a person with a massive cock and is very beautiful he can get any girl he wants and he can rock anyone who stands in hes way
AMAZIN ITS LESTER
by papichulo69696969696969 September 12, 2019
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lisette

the best fcuken bitch in the world.
she has soo many friends its unbelievable.
ohh yeah;she loves spaghetti :D
Dayyummmm;
Look at Lisette.
by sals sister May 24, 2008
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Lousy Lifter

A person who makes a lot of noise while lifting weights.
"Geez, look at that guy. He is a lousy lifter altought he can barely bench 45 pounds."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was a lousy lifter"
by Tchelomunhoz March 14, 2010
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designated listener

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.
left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak
by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006
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Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
by Dylonater January 20, 2008
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listepik

another word for "sneaky penis".

1; The name you call a guy who, when the girl is sleeping naked, "sneaks" into her.

2; A derogatory term for a sleazy male, who is discretely trying to get laid.
You are such a listepik!
by Swayspoon March 20, 2011
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