LAIDS

Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.

"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by Primake September 24, 2018

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 23, 2018

Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day

“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”

by Bored247 March 15, 2020

UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.

Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something

Pull up u gonna get laid

by Blm today August 3, 2020