Lozenge Warrior

Well practiced girl/guy in the art of fellatio. Not pleased with just giving a blowjob they want to make it known that they are at the peak of their particular field.

Pulled at the weekend, girl was a serious lozenge warrior. If it wasn't for the fact that my balls were down her throat i think they may have exploded.

by Daz Margetts April 16, 2008

Lozzing

The act of self stimulating ones genitals

I can't come out tonight, I'm going to be too busy Lozzing

by lozzz April 9, 2011

Lozzie

A lovely australian who lives in a bit of a rubbish town place but is very lovely and likes to tell people i love arms!

"aww, shes such a lozzie"

(shes such a lovely person)

by *Addy* January 30, 2005

LOZL

Most people read this as a typo for 'LOLZ', however it is not. LOZL means to giggle or snigger, less so than the more commonly used 'LOL' but a laugh nonetheless.

"So I used her own walking stick to beat her to death"

"lozl, when was this?"

by Laserlad93 January 11, 2010

lozziev

halarious

by hannah October 28, 2003

lozzed

The act of reading a message and then ignoring it or not replying for 24 hours.

She totally lozzed my message!

by DaveyMemvis November 20, 2016

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009