Llama Orgy

An orgy so hot that it only involves llamas.

boy 1: "Hey, let's go back to my house and watch a llama orgy"

boy 2: "Sure! I heard it's pretty hot stuff!"

by llamas4ever November 5, 2008

Llama Juice

Llama juice has two main meanings.
1. An replacement word, it can be used in place of words like “fuck, fak yea, shit, and ass”. Can also be used as random word to disturb the people around you and is fun to say.
2. Also used in the instance of oral sex being given gathering the juices in ones mouth and spiting them back on the donor. This nasty ass act ranks right up with golden showers and other dirty fetishes!

Just say it with me “Llama Juice” see is funny. I don’t like the 2nd term so no excerpt provided by me for that!

by Kc_canine February 25, 2009

Llama boxing

when all players gang up on the N00b
usually in Super Smash Bro's

"i've never played before"
"Then it's Llama boxing time!"

by Angry7019 October 14, 2009

llama piss

A colloquial slang term for Mountain Dew.

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

llama girl

teenage female who so happens to own llamas-this person is commonly extremely embarrassed by this and it is usually her parents' fault. more often than not, this effects her chances with boys.

"wow, look at that llama girl, i feel really bad for her. she'll never get a date because of her llamas."

by Kendall Jones October 1, 2008

llama boy

One who spits at people without warning or cause.

"I am blind because of stupid llama boy over there."

"Freddie spits when threatened or afraid. Such a fucking Llama boy"

by Chronny December 25, 2007