A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.
stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?
Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,
stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!
Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,
stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!
by stu hix September 7, 2007

"Hey dude lets do some towel lifting today."
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"
by takethathill August 19, 2006

Plastic surgical procedures perfomed on your genitals to enhance your partners experience and give them a throbbing climax.
by MATT&PHILLY December 12, 2010

If you can read this, you are gay.
by RapeCunt April 23, 2018

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.
by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

The act of when a female is in the shower with her partner and props her leg and lifts up her labia to control the urine stream to urinate on her partner
Hey Fred 2 weeks ago I peed on my wife in the shower and last night she gave me the old labia lift to piss on my leg
by Sillyscooter September 4, 2019

when a persons my space site is dull,boring and lacks visitors.they need to update,spice it up.make it inviting.
by corporate stinger March 5, 2008
