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lasagna cave

pussy, vagina. when the pussy is soo beat up, it looks wavy & red like lasagna. and sometimes, usually around period times, there may be clumps that resemble meat & sometimes during yeast infection you might see clumples that resemble goata cheese.
after sex all night long, i wanted to hit it 1 more time. until i saw that lasagna cave & said to myself damn, that thing is tore up from the floor up. oh wait look, cheese! yummy
by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009
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lasagna hands

someone with long gross fingers who likes to touch people.
The kid sitting behind me was all lasagna hands with me.
by jeremy mynes November 25, 2007
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Bitch Lasagna

1. (Song title) The name of the “T-Series Diss Track” posted by PewDiePie
2. (PewDiePie quote) The word PewDiePie used to joke with when he was making the diss track. This word may seem like it’s serious, but PewDiePie confirmed he is joking about this situation and that he has no beef with anyone that works at T-Series.
Your friend Mark: T-Series is stupid!
Your sister Maya: I hate them!
Your friend’s cousin Jake: They are bitch lasagna!
*starts singing bitch lasagna out loud*
by Frickfriesss April 14, 2019
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lasagna vagina

After a woman gives birth the integrity of the vagina has been lost. The one beautiful lips of the vagina now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!
by Lasagna nasty March 21, 2014
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Lasagna lips

When a womans vaginal foreskin becomes elastically worn out and droops without firmness
"That stripper has some serious lasagna lips!"

"reminds me of people who can pull their bottom lip over the top of their head....nuff said.."

"Looks like a stretched, ragedy, loose earlobe"

"What? No! not lasagna again! i've been eating it for weeks!"
by mongoose11387 February 15, 2009
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lasalle high school

The school that gets raped by St. Joe's Prepin everything so often, that when their moms change their tampons to stop the anal bleeding, they have to use the jumbo size. See also pussy.
-Could you find LaSalle High School?
-Yes. It was hard at first with the sign missing, but it was the only school around that teaches walking vaginas.
by TheHawkWillNeverDie May 2, 2005
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genital lasagna

Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.
Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?

Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?

Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?

Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna
by rohan_rildil November 5, 2012
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