Describes a person that becomes too involved in being lazy, and refuses to partake in outside activities.
"Man Gage was totally pulling a koster today, he stayed inside playing gauntlet instead of coming out and playing frisbee."
by General PainGoD April 14, 2010
Get the koster mug.A really great guy once you know him. Can seem a little blocked off at first but that's only cause once he lets you into his walls you know that earning his trust was worth it. Has the best laugh and is the most loyal friend who will ever find. Is extremely attractive so all the girls want him, but if he has a girlfriend he'll be true to them to a fault. Even though he might seem like he knows what he is doing but deep down he's just as neavouse as you are. You can trust a keater with your deepest secrets and he will always keep them. If you find yourself a keater don't let him go he's the kind of person that you would want by your side when you're at your lowest. Keater can make you laugh when you feel like you won't ever smile again.
Person: Wow I wish I and a keater!
Keater friend: Oh you do wish he's the best!!
Keater a girlfriend: But you can't have mine find your own.
Keater friend: Oh you do wish he's the best!!
Keater a girlfriend: But you can't have mine find your own.
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(n.) a being who feels like those around him/her need to hear that he/she is typing something fast; a person who has no mercy for the keys on their laptop and feels like they need to be beat; one who like to take their anger out on the keyboard.
by zoot09 February 15, 2009
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by Nayy.24s September 17, 2017
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by ramidash April 11, 2018
Get the koster mug."Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".
The only reason I lost the poker game was because my opponent repeatedly played Keister's Gambit, ruining my entire deck in the process.
by Benevolent Deity February 21, 2018
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Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
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