To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

"Kermit is such a bean"
by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018

When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 13, 2022
