Sophie Jones 

Hottest girl you will ever set your eyes on, with the best ass.

Person1: Whoa who is that?
Person2: Sophie Jones!
Person1: No wonder, look at that booty.

Sophie Jones by Life's Mystery April 16, 2015

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones 

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)

John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008

star jones 

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!

star jones by Shan February 16, 2004

Smokey Joes 

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.

person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"

Smokey Joes by Tomukani June 14, 2011

Steamin Jones 

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

Steamin Jones by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017

Sick Joke 

a questionable event caused by someone or something causes you to be slightly disgusted and/or disappointed but not angry.

Friend- "Im gonna be about an hour late"
Reply. "Is that some kind of sick joke?"

Sick Joke by Caden Clark December 6, 2019

2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones

The "Two finger cul de sac jones technique" Is a sexual fingering method created by Bubba The Love Sponge, A radio talk show host heard on Sirius Satellite Radio - nation wide, and on COX Radio - heard in parts of florida.

Before we had sex, I fingered her using bubba's 2 finger cul de sac jones techniqe and make her squirt!

2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones by Markin out to bubba May 18, 2008