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mutant joey

a creature with a long face, nasty facial hair, loves allen iverson, and is afraid to bathe
whats wrong with that guy?
oh, hes just a mutant joey
by rowdybutsafelycorrupt69 April 30, 2009
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Joey

Joey is one of the kindest individuals you'll ever meet. He's sweet, driven, hardworking. and has the cutest laugh. If you're lucky enough to find him, don't EVER let him go. In fact, you should make an elaborate scavenger hunt and create an urban dictionary definition just to ask him out. Which is exactly what I've just done.
cody: "hey, what are you doing?"
brenna: "making an urban dictionary definition to ask joey out in a desperate attempt to revive romance, why?"
by brenna<3 April 26, 2020
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Jobe

Alternative name for a taxi or cab often used by teens
Need to a get a jobe home me lad
by NATHANF88 May 25, 2019
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joey bear

a great friend
an awesome conversationist
good baseball player
one of a kind / genuine
"Don't you wish Joey Bear was your friend?"

"Dude, she runs her mouth like a joey bear."

"He throws like a joey bear, it's so fast."

"It's hard trying to find love, almost as hard as finding a joey bear."
by cindybeeasaurus December 31, 2008
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Joey

A competitive boy with a unique sense of compassion for everyone around him who is sexy enough to be the spawn of Rob Lowe. He's usually very serene and collected and helps his friends be the same, but when highly agitated his emotions tend to take over. He's like a perfect big brother to everyone. All the girls want him more than they want anything because when he takes his shirt off, it's like heaven embodied in a single man.
girl 1: I wish I had my own Joey
girl 2: Don't we all!
by uscgirl1658 May 16, 2010
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Joey

The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 18, 2008
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joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.
Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!
by Jeremy March 21, 2005
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