Jared

An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways

Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、

by purpleParadoxius February 15, 2019

Jhaeda

Jhaeda is a beautiful and strong girl that is often there for everyone but never asks anyone for helps when she needs it .Her aggression is often mistaken as being mean or heartless . She is the most trustworthy and dedicated friend you could possibly have . She is the type of girl to be in a relationship with because she will always be there for her partner in times of need even and she is fun though she has a very strong and dominant personality .

Jhaeda is beautiful and strong .

Jhaeda has a strong personality.

by Sash 293 September 13, 2019

Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.

"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"

by Ryan Queensmith May 27, 2008

Jared

Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.

I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.

by Towee December 14, 2008

Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011

Jared Leto Special

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.

You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

Jared Millis

a total nigger faggot. this MEGA FAGGOT cannot get the fuck off of my stupid pull out mattress and go get a fucking job, faggot

Jared MIllis is a fucking cunt

by OGHarambe October 22, 2016