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by Letsmakethebagel May 23, 2022

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 29, 2008

JEALOUSY

Coveting another person's life and/or material possessions.An extremely destructive emotion. It is not fuelled by love. It is fuelled by the fear of failure.

Jealousy destroys friendships and prevents people from experiencing real happiness.

by Nooknoodle April 8, 2006

Nerd Jealousy

Noun. Feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common masses.

“Don’t talk to Bill today. He’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team bumped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”

by mowce April 23, 2010

JEAL

1. a word that expresses admiration, rather than jealousy
2. to convey: I'm genuinely happy for you :) That's awesome!! &/or I would love to experience something like that..

"IM SO JEAL!!!!"
"That's jeal."
"WOW!.... jeal"
"jeal." -said deeply emphasized

by Miss Saved December 23, 2009

jebac

1.) Pronounced 'YE-bahch'. Slavic term meaning a womanizer, or player. Derived from the word 'jebi', meaning "to fuck" in Eastern Europe.

2.) A Slavic term for a man obsessed with sex.

3.) A Balkan stud.

The Serb at the nightclub fancied himself as a jebac.

by Frank The Tank 71 February 2, 2009

jealous

Not only is jealously is an act of greed, it's also being insecure in oneself.

Sarah is jealous of Brandy because she wants what Brandy has. Sarah will do anything to hurt Brandy because she doesn't like herself. So Sarah lives her miserable life in an illusion and never gets what she wants because she wastes her time looking at all the Brandy's in the world.

by Happy to be Me! March 27, 2004