Jakobi

A dude who is swaggy and has a crush and also loves the watch Netflix and also is a fbi agent teehee

Jakobi is swaggy

by Emab June 28, 2019

jahkoy

Jahkoy is a handsome black hoe most of the time you can be his friend they are really chill and lade back once you are his friend u will never second guess why

Jahkoy is my bestfriend

by Ugly_kiddo513 June 26, 2020

Jakob Mølgaard

Jakob Mølgaard is a very bi-curious person who likes to spend his weekends in his basement playing Forza 4 and wearing women's underwear. This person also has borderline autism but wont admit it.

Person 1: Hey Jakob what u up to this weekend?
Jakob Mølgaard: I am gonna wear women's underwear and play computer
Person 1: That sound a bit bisexual, and slightly autistic
Jakob Mølgaard: Yeah I know

by TescoTyr aka FisseDennis May 25, 2021

Jolly Jackoff January

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

DIRTY JAKOBY

When five people eat each other’s shit then have sex.

Are you saying you had a dirty Jakoby last night?

by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020

Jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper July 21, 2008

jackoff

to grad the base of the penis and slowly pull to the tip repeatably till you orgasm.

nick: how the date man? john: bad she didnt show i had to jackoff all last night. nick:oh.

by zsadist 28 May 27, 2011