Jared 

An introverted person, also nice and perverted. Likes to fool his friends for entertaining purposes. Also known as Loki (God of Mischief). Like to look a at women in there vulnerable moments...

Jared made a fool out of us but we realized it was a joke later

Jared by Mineta October 1, 2018

jared 

100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.

ha did you see jared’s tiny penis when he got exposed

jared by coopscoop14 October 8, 2018

Jared 

A person who only cares about his friends and family and the doesn't care about. Always disrespectful and has a bad attitude and doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. Always laugh at the bad things!

Jared is a careless person

Jared by Hajsh November 30, 2018

Jared 

A two timing jerk who will never own up to his mistakes.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.

Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.

Dude: Have you talked to Jared?

Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.

Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't

P.S. F*ck you.

Jared by ExamineWHATyouTOLERATE May 18, 2016

Jared 

A little baby who got burnt, drowned an killed by his mum mary.

Jareds gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jared by querda July 10, 2011

Jared 

A guy ever one hates just an all around prick

Omg Jared is so annoying he's such a prick

Jared by Toolooloo August 20, 2013

Jared 

A guy who is a real dick head and has nothing going for him in life except to fuck with girls feelings. Also known as the biggest fuckboi around.

Jared is an asshole.

Jared by Maddiebutnotreallyfuckyoujared March 12, 2016