jizz jazz

Jizz jazz is the cheesy jazz music in pornos.

I can't even concentrate with this shitty jizz jazz.

by Zach Quint July 14, 2007

Jazz man

Somebody who is genuinely cool and quite chilled out.

Random Guy: Wow, he's cool!

Indie Kid: Yeah, he's a complete Jazz man.

by that.kid.over.there November 29, 2010

Jazz Juice

(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.

"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."

by Lucinator69 May 8, 2020

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015

Jazz Purgatory

In a state of being dead but while listening to jazz for eternity.

Bruh the dex sent me straight to jazz purgatory.

by 5ellout January 20, 2019

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan January 3, 2008

Jazz musicians

People who cant afford rents

As the Jazz musicians walks out of the rehearsal room,he realized he dosent have anywhere to live tonight.

by A random citizen May 16, 2020