police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako August 24, 2016

yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 May 6, 2018

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.

She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.

YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.

by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020

#jailbreak infection

Request for additional term, #jailbreak infection. This is what is being called a "#jailbreak infection, e.g., a vaccinated individual who can no longer hack pandemic induced celibacy and goes out, has sex with and is infected by an asymptomatic partner.

Greg was vaccinated but could no longer hack his pandemic induced celibacy any longer and so he found a partner to hook up with who was asymptomatic and now he's got the Covid #jailbreak infection.

by anonymous August 11, 2021