Man Thought

a sexual thought that runs through any person's head after someone says something remotely sexual.

Jami:i'm wearing a miniskirt
Jim: MAN THOUGHT!

by the rofldoctor September 27, 2009

centristic thought

the increased ability to focus on more than on aspect of a stimulus in an infant ages between 7 to 12 years of age.
They can understand the concept of grouping.

In Psychology centristic thought is Knowing that a small dog and a large dog are still both dogs.

by Saymou bestie January 17, 2015

The Thought That Counts

"The Thought That Counts" is the idea behind positive thinking, if your not thinking positively maybe you shouldn't be thinking at all. Far more than the idea that you need an excuse that your lame gift is enough "The Thought That Counts" is the mind set behind Manifesting your dreams. Self Health Maryland is promoting P.M.A. Positive Mental Attitude as "The Thought That Counts". Through the Education of Mindful Meditation, Sound Therapy, and Common Sense We are Questing for Positive Peopling to become a norm. Don't get lost finding us, Join The Self Health Club today and begin your journey to better living. Raising Grace Research is hopefully encouraging people to make the decision to get through or work harder on the things that make a difference like family connection, world service and healthy lifestyles. Join there Positive Messaging Association and start Putting the Good Word on the street today!

I was always feeling down about myself and life, until I realize using my positive mental attitude was the real "thought that counts" and now I have been Better and Better at every day living.
I was walking into the nursing home to see mom, and realized I had left the flowers home. It was then I realized "The Thought That Counts" is positively that I'm here and not That I forgot the flowers.

by Raising Grace July 15, 2022

mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 18, 2017

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts

by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013

attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.

Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)

by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014