If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)

Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

if you know what i mean

Added to the end of a sentence to make it sound dirty ... hinting towards a possible sexual meaning.

John - Dude you got an A in calculus!!!
Mike - Yeah its the result of some one on one tutoring with Ms Claudia if you know what I mean

by asawer March 11, 2005

If you know what I mean

Usually added to a sentence that makes absolutely no since but makes it sound like its a common phrase. Over all makes everyone really confused.

I too like to shake a bag of old wrenches if you know what I mean.

by Don't paniccc May 21, 2016

IF! you know what i mean

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not

Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

by zak barsuglia July 19, 2009

I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018

if you know what i mean

way to make a statement "dirty"

i want to be alone by myself tonight, if you know what i mean

by tommy harkness August 1, 2003