Insta-Graham Cracker

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.

Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

by MyUsernameIsAlreadyInUse November 25, 2014

Instagram whore/ Insta Thot

A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..

Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.

by Your friendly hater April 8, 2017

ryan neel bala insta

A cunt who thinks he is cool cause he says sasuke sasuke in every sentence of the xbox party like stfu u gay cunt istg i finna come to ur house and beat ur ass

Look at donald trump he is such a ryan neel bala insta

by Black retard June 20, 2020

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021

Mariyah Unique Insta: @uniiquee.e

Go follow my Instagram!

Mariyah Unique Insta: @uniiquee.e is so beautiful

by Kentrellmfinggaulden November 1, 2020

insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.

Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.

John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.

by OnTop January 21, 2020