hypoclit

when a woman/girl ensures you that you will be getting the booty a.k.a slice; gash; vag; bag of luck; pot o' gold; ass; pizza pie; etc....and completely dogs you when the time comes.

"dude, melony told me she was gonna give me the vag last night and then passed out on my chest, what a hypoclit."

by herb alfred January 6, 2007

Hypochristian

A Christian Who Talks about Love, Peace and Tolerance, then does the Complete Opposite.

This often Occurs when Discussing Homosexuals

"You Talk about Love, Peace and Tolerance but Really you're a Hypochristian"

by Atheist(topix) January 21, 2010

Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.

by Calman321 November 1, 2007

hypo

Meaning Highway Patrol Officer. (At least in Oklahoma)

Yo punch that shit that hypo's filpin' a bitch!

by Phatmansean October 19, 2005

hypocrackemia

1. Decreasing levels of crack in one's system.
2. Medical conditions due to decreasing levels of crack in one's system.
3. Coming down

Yo dog, my money's runnin' out & I'm gettin' hypocrackemia. I gotta score a lil' somethin' to get cracky

by DeanD October 23, 2006

hypochondrophobia

The fear of that which constitutes you being different only being only in your mind.

My mom said I was special. oh no.. what if she was just lying and really I'm not different and special from everyone else??

- hypochondrophobia

by fancy ticket March 23, 2007

Hypochondriamialga

A person who complains about eveything wrong with them, when NOTHING is wrong with them at all!

My body aches everywhere. I can feel my hair grow. I can feel my toe nails grow. I'm always in so much pain. My Hypochondriamialga is acting up.

by Ally Mcdeal December 19, 2008