Humble

The word people use when they want to look like they are downplaying an achievement but are actually boasting about it on social media

“I am SO HUMBLED to become this exalted among men!” -Any person on Facebook ever who has just achieved something

“I am SO HUMBLED to graduate as Class President, valedictorian, and swim team captain!” -That asshat who really is a genius but insecure af

by thatasshat March 12, 2019

hobbler

Noun: One who hobbles
Verb: To act skanky in an efficient manner.

That poo-put bitch will hobble your cock in the alley

by Shack October 16, 2003

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

hublenob

A cross between an ostrich and a caterpillar, my african-american SISTAH! mainly located in the hiz-house

YO dawg look at that rightious hublenob!

by Chelseaalison April 12, 2005

humble pie

when you have to admit you are wrong

Humble Pie tastes like shit!

by electric April 14, 2006

Humble Brag

What every girl on social media does when they want attention.

Humble Brag Example: When girls post half naked selfies on Instagram with a lame caption about “body positivity” and “how far they’ve come”, etc., pretending like the whole point of the pic isn’t to simply get max likes and compliments

by jackieboy88 September 17, 2018

hobble

To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.

That bitch hobbles all over the hood.

by Ol Hobble-along September 1, 2009