homeschool

that which is less than desirable, thrown together in a poor format, or just a simple solution.

The way you fixed the toilet with a hanger was homeschool.

by J Rhodes November 13, 2005

Homeslice

Buddy, Friend homie

hey whats up homeslice!

by Megan Bartow September 3, 2005

homestarrunner.com

coolest website on some days, like the ones they update. complete with e-mails, cartoons, merchandise, and things that will make you laugh so hard you'll sneeze and fart at the same time. good stuff.

Homestaw wunnah dot org. It's dot com!

by iwantsomeaspirin August 17, 2004

homeslizzle

meaning homeboy or homie

"wasap homeslizzle!" "nutin much B"

by Erich October 17, 2004

Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.

I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.

by Jack Squat January 27, 2005

Homeslice

home, referring to the ever so popular phrases including the following: home dawg, home nizzle, homie, homes..etc. and slice, referring to the freaking shiz niz (referring to the best of something) of the best of something

"What it do, homeslice?"

"OH, it do, dawg."

by Lt. Boom City April 4, 2009

homeschooling

An option for parents who are too poor for private school. Basically these folks think the entire outside world other than the 700 Club, their megachurch and Wal-Mart is corrupt and sinful. A example schedule for a home schooler:

9:00-11:30: Bible Study
11:30-1:30: Discussion of the latest James Dobson/Rick Santorum book
2:00-3:00: Seminar: "Why Negroes are evil and sexually promiscous and why Jesus tells us to hate them"
3:00-4:00: Daughters: lesson in cooking, sewing or houskeeping
Sons: Math, Science (Young Earth Creationism), History (White Christians rule, everyone else deserves their suffering), Government (why Democrats are Satanic), or English.

Person A:I am homeschooling Madison and McKaylynn because the Bible tells me to...you can't be a Bible-believing Christian otherwise

Person B: I went to public school, go to church every Sunday and try to live my life in a manner that would please God. I've read from Genesis to Revelation--I don't remember seeing that.

Person A: Ok, I really did it because I was afraid they would date black guys and I didn't want them exposed to n****r whore 10 year olds like the one who said my husband raped her. That slut!

by Proud Prep School Grad May 17, 2006