Magic Hobo

A homeless person endowed with certain magical abilities. Can potentially cause similar effects as: viagra, heroin, or a hole in your contraceptive.

Often seen in the erotic section at Border's, or in the cosmetics aisle at your local WalMart. Approach with extreme caution.

There is a MagicHobo in my closet!

by FBI March 19, 2004

hobo build

A computer that omits luxuries such as a case and a CD rom drive. The lowest possible cost to build a computer. It usually only consists of a motherboard, one stick of ram, the cheapest possible processor, and a flash drive for "storage". Typically runs a linux distro due to low system requirements. Also usually seen sitting in a custom cardboard "case".

Done by first time computer builders in fear of building the computer wrong and it ending in an explosion of a wasted $800, or, hence the name, the homeless who have found enough computer parts to put together a computer that just barely works.

I'm too poor to afford a real computer case, come look at my hobo build.

by pzkfw_debian July 19, 2009

Hobbsing

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.

Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?

by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008

Hobo Blend

1. A blend of tobacco (often used to roll one's own cigarettes or put in a pipe) created by collecting old cigarette butts from ashtrays around the neighborhood.

2. Simply smoking an assortment of cigarettes that you don't buy, but pick out of ashtrays. Usually done by young kids who cant buy real ones, or by Homeless people.

1. Eric had a pretty nice Hobo Blend going on after he picked about 100 cigarettes out of other people's ashtrays around town.

2. Dave: Hey man, can I bum a bogie?
Jeff: I don't think so man, this took me about 2 days to get a full pack of this hobo blend.

by Jon Bray September 22, 2008

hobo orgy

1. a group of skanky, smelly, homeless bums getting it on in mass form.

"Sally's cooter was so crusted over, I swear she just got back from a hobo orgy."

by Jennifer JR June 17, 2008

6 dollar hobo

the joke of a Subadouche you see in those gay 6 dollar shirt ads. this hobo was probably paid $6 to pose for this sorry ass company.

the 6 dollar hobo gets shit thrown at him every time he goes out into public because of his ridiculous looking poses in the ads.

by i hate $6 shirt ads January 3, 2010

Hobosexual

Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless.

Nah girl, you don't want him. He just using you. Keisha down the block just cut his ass loose. He a hobosexual.

by CMWA January 7, 2017