Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013

Hitchcock Complex

One who has an obsession with blondes or seems to be constantly dating blondes. Named after the notorious behavior of Alfred Hitchcock who would generally hire Blondes for female roles in movies

A- I can't get over Kim, she was too hot.

B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex

by Number9 June 12, 2014

hitchbang

Similar to a "fingerbang", except using the thumb as though hitching a ride.

Use: "Dude, my middle finger was sore so I just hitchbanged her instead"

by m_w June 17, 2014

hitch over

Originated in Downsville, NY
Asking someone to move over

Dude can you hitch over and give me some room

by Kennykenny16 May 9, 2018

Hitchy

A hungry, bitchy woman

My wife is getting hitchy, she hasn't eaten in hours.

by Schwags April 14, 2019

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride

Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!

by Da Man! January 2, 2021