Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
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World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
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It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
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The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.
Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers
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"Historian - a broad-gauge gossip." -Ambrose Bierce
"History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other." -Arthur Balfour
"History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other." -Arthur Balfour
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the reason i have a big thermos of coffee in the morning is because i get less than 3 hours sleep studying for world history honors
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