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Sunscreen Hands

After applying sunscreen, there is still a ton of it on your hands. It's greasing and disgusting...
To avoid sunscreen hands, get someone else to use spray sunscreen on you.
by iheartbrownie September 26, 2009
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Eskimo Handshake

the act of a male sticking his hand in ice water till it goes numb and then using it to jack off. The numbness is akin to a stranger.
I know a guy that got frostbite while giving himself the eskimo handshake. What a dumbass.
by p-d-c June 29, 2010
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Medieval Handshake

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.
As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.
by the medievaler November 7, 2015
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Spit Handshake

An incredibly powerful sacred handshake. Only rivalled by the elusive Pinky Swear.
Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake
by sanchopancho02 June 4, 2019
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Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
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raptor hands

Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.
Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!
by sighzawa May 14, 2019
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Peoria Handshake

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia
As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.
by The Mountain Goat May 6, 2009
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