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hanging wedgie

A wedgie where the the person can not touch the ground with their feet. Very painful and can cause injury if in place for too long.
I was walking home the other day and this group of 4 bitches came up to me and jumped me. They hated me because I was popular. (I think.)They forced me to walk to the forest and said that if I didn't do what they wanted it would be much worse. Then they took off my pants and added 4 more underwear to my butt. Then they put my pants back on and tied my hands behind my back and my feet together and took the 5 underwear I was wearing and hooked them to a tree branch that was jutting out. To get me on there they had to put a stool underneath me. I was in considerable pain but they didn't care, not at all. They kept me their in the hanging wedgie while they rummaged through my school stuff and took everything of value. Then they took pictures of me while they did sadistic things to me, plus they made a video of me while they forced me to say things I wouldn't have said in a million years. By the end of this I was crying and begging them to stop, I was positive I was bleeding down there by then. Then after about two more hours of their fun when it got dark out they just left me there. It was hours before the five pairs of underwear finally teared. Then I ran home crying. My parents weren't even home, and even if they were I bet they would have just been drunk. I cried the whole night through.

PS: this whole story was bullshit. I was just bored so I made it up. LOL.
by anonymousag123 June 26, 2009
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hanging wedgie

When a jerk/"cool" kid picks you up by your briefs and hangs you onto something such as a bed post, shower head etc.
A true story:
One day I was walking home last year at the age of about 19 (a few days after finishing college) when I managed to piss off a jock who was hanging out with his girlfriend. He chased for a few miles before rugby tackling me to a floor and dragging me to a street corner where we wrestled constantly for severals hours. In the fight, he ripped most of my clothing and I was only lying with a small rag on myself. There, he found a huge nail sticking out of one of the walls where he hung me by my underwear and gave me a hanging wedgie. The next day, he came over with some other friends and they ball tapped me and pissed on me. This happened every day for about 2 weeks. One day, his friends came with him and ball tapped me, pissed on me and ripped off my clothes. Soon, I was near naked. They decided to have a wrestling match between me and the jock to see who would win. I had practically no clothes on other than ripped briefs and some scrags I could call pants. I hadn't even been fed, so I could barely fight. He ended up winning after tackling me, giving me a boogie before stomping on my ballsack. I was crippled and bending over, and this contest continued once every other week for a few months until one day the underwear ripped and I managed to run. That was 4 years ago, and I just finished university last month.
by That_Guy_WHO_ROCKS November 26, 2013
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hanging out of

Having sex with the opposite sex and hanging out a little bit!
Your brother may say to you, "Who have you been hanging out of?"

Answer: Every bitch in town!
by Kenay September 16, 2005
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Hanging Gardens of Babylon

When the girl hangs upside down from a pull up bar by her knee and the guy eats her pussy out while getting his dick sucked
I tried the Hanging Gardens of Babylon last night
by Nate Ratt December 9, 2008
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haninge

A place near Stockholm, Sweden. Where you can go and destroy a bench.
Old lady: Was it you who destroyed that bench?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do?
Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do.
Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.
by someoneyoudontknow April 27, 2005
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hanging shelves

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities
My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"
by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007
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hanging out with Jera

"Michael says he doesn't hang out with Jera, but I don't believe him."

"Scott was hanging out with Jera in the bathroom earlier"

"I walked in on my room-mate hanging out with Jera, It was awkward"
by Jera! January 9, 2008
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