HAM

Horny Ass Mom.

Similar to a MILF but slightly more classy.

Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.

"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"

by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015

Ham

High-Ass-Moment

Dude, tell me about your hams?

by Hardeepdepsi September 8, 2016

Ham

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess

Person 1: look at her outfit!
Person 2: I know right that girl came out looking a HAM

by TheyCallMeQ February 2, 2017

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club

by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017

Ham

A gullible person

Dann that nigga Jacob is a ham

by Oop juke king October 7, 2017

Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.

A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.

by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017

HAM

Home
And
Masturbate

Man, it's been a long ass day. I'm gonna go HAM.

by hamboy6969 January 31, 2018