Harold

one who makes inappropriate snowglobes

"Is there an all male, asian orgy going on in that snowglobe. Whoever made that must be a total Harold."

by billwalton4ever December 23, 2008

Harold Camping

A grumpy old man who has a talk show on the radio. He has predicted the Rapture--Judgement Day--at least 3 times, most recently on May 21st, and each time has been quite a let-down. His most recent reason was "because of the gays".

His "rapture" predictions are often preceded by a large-scale campaign to advertise the date with posters that say things such as "Save the Date! Judgement Day, May 21st: The Bible Guarantees It!"
Reasonable Christians often ask in response to these predictions, "if God's word is not to be interpreted by humans, then aren't all these predictions rather blasphemic?"

Reasonable people who may or may not be Christian often ask "why would anyone even believe this in the first place? He just picked an arbitrary date, there's no scientific proof at all. I see no reason to freak out."
Some people freak out anyway, because they're either idiots or they're hipsters and they're doing it ironically.

Guy 1: Dude are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow?
Guy 2: Why are you having a barbecue?
Guy 1: To celebrate Harold Camping's most recent failure to predict the end of the world.
Guy 2: Oh yeah sure, i'll come. Will there be beer?
Guy 1: Of course man, otherwise it wouldn't be a not-the-end-of-the-world barbecue.

by Cynics101 June 22, 2011

Haroon

A young Destiny 2 player, who spends his free time eating cheese.

person 1: whos that yute playing destiny 2 whilst eating cheese?
person2: thats haroon, he likes cheese

by HunterIsTheBest September 5, 2020

Hairoopogist

one who has an unusual obsession with hair; a group belonging to the Ceratin Rights movement

"The hairoopogist places his cut hair in a ziploc bag."

by 1337 Man November 30, 2003

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

Haffort

When a thing/event/action is both hassle and effort mixed together

Going to work was serious HAFFORT!

by Mia!! October 17, 2006

Hairoculars

A word used to describe the action of using braided hairs to peer through. Usually used to disguise or camoflauge the act of looking.

Oh, look! Brady is using hairoculars to look at that womans ass.

by Taylor Deupree April 20, 2007