Fire Hose

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.

I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

One Horsed Pony

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.

"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"

by Timothey December 22, 2020

hose queen

A promiscuous woman.

by Hosie August 3, 2003

Hopedale

A town located in the state of Massachusetts, USA.

Person: Look at those white kids acting like gangster niggers. What the fuck? This town is full of white people. There are no black people.

Townsperson: Welcome to Hopedale!

by Jeffu-san March 20, 2004

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

hosebag

a bag for putting your hose in

a vagina

a big slutty whore

A hosebag used to be reserved for the rare slut but now it covers a vast amount of todays women.

by dr teeth December 9, 2003

Hosein

A really attractive guy also very loyal and honest. He loves to talk with other people and be they're friend and he always have they're back when they're in trouble. He's usually hungry and he doesn't care about the rules that people make. He's mostly a rude guy from outside but from inside he doesn't want to be rude or hurt anyone. He's also very active guy and he's always ready to play and do random activities.
If you get to be he's friend/boyfriend you should be very happy because you just found a real friend/boyfriend that doesn't let you down.

Day 1: (me) Somebody help me he's trying to kill me!!!
Day 2: (friend) Omg are you alright
(me) I'm fine thanks Hosein saved me from that crazy guy.

by Big Boss pizza October 22, 2018