The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

by isaboble August 8, 2022

nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

by dom s December 24, 2007

craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.

by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Kinkiest Hose

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.

Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!

by Sam went to far December 13, 2016

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010