honey do's

Chores assigned by ones mate (usually wife). This list normally includes household chores or errands and typically are assigned at the most innnoportune moments (ie: Sports event, relax time, vacations or days off, snow days, etc..). Also can be a bribe for sex...

I'd love to go to the bar with you fellas but the old lady has a bunch of honey do's for me. She needs the gutters cleaned, leaves raked, leaky faucet fixed, and a box of tampons.

by Craig S. April 9, 2006

pool honey

some hot babes on the pool side

Yo, let's go to the pool to check out some pool honeys.

by sandlotftw December 22, 2008

honey boo boo shot

In honor of TLC's Honey Boo Boo child, a Toddlers and Tiaras reality TV star, a shot consisting of her drink of choice - 'go-go juice' (Red Bull and Mountain Dew) plus vodka or the other liquor of your choice. Go-go juice for adults.

We took a honey boo boo shot every time we saw Honey Boo Boo child drink her go-go juice.

by booboochile October 18, 2012

honey pot

A woman's vulva or vagina.

He spread her legs to get a better view of her honey pot.

by Draconio February 6, 2003

Gooch Honey

The distinct and often gag-inducing smell that emanates from one's gooch after physically exerting oneself.

Dude1: what is that smell?! I feel as if the stank monster just wrested control of my nostrils!
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.

by Caesar Palaće March 13, 2010

toasted honey

A sexual act, usually performed between two men. It starts with one man shoving an entire bee hive into his anus, and then shaking around to awake the bees within the hive. This causes the bees to frantically sting what ever they can, which is the colon of the male. The second male then rips a bong and exhales into the firsts anus, causing the bees to relax from the smoke. The first man then jerks off until he orgasms, crushing the bee hive during climax.

Dude me and tony were hangin out and made some toasted honey.

by Cynicile February 8, 2018

honey potter

A girl who bring guys in makes them really happy maybe even makes them fall for her and then out of the blue dumps the fuck out of them leaving them heart broken and to lie to their friends making it seem like they're okay

you're a honey potter.

by fuckingfaggot123 March 13, 2015