teatowel holder

a boner that you can hang a towel onto

I woke up and realized that my "morning wood" could also do duty as a teatowel holder.

by notreallyme February 20, 2009

lifesaver holder

A tongue piercing, particularly a barbell style piercing worn by a woman or a gay male.

Sure, she's hot, but mostly I like the way she uses that lifesaver holder.

by TPB in Big D February 4, 2009

Bone Holder

Slang term referring to either a vagina or a very promiscuous girl. A girl who is always using her "bone holder".

"That girl is a total bone holder!"

by peteroba March 1, 2010

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

nobby holder

1.) A person with abnormally large sideburns

2.) A person who makes a tit of themselves at Christmas party's

what's he got on the side of his head?!? Hes a right Nobby Holder

by omex10 November 2, 2010

clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.

When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!

by elle3000 February 5, 2012

hahn holder

A sleepy Bitch

Its about time I woke that Hahn Holder

by Hahn Holder July 18, 2014