hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 27, 2019

Hoebag

Hoebag is a person who always lags and is mental mental. Hoebag is also used to show your love for someone.

April is such a hoebag!
Omg fuck that foo he’s a hoebag

put that hoe in the bag

by Badbxtchthoughts July 7, 2019

Hoebag

A bag of some sort a man carries on his person when visiting a side chick, it’ll keep all you need for the night including clothes, charging cable, water, a few snacks and some condoms.

I’ll be over soon, I just need to pack the hoebag.

by Chief cooch August 6, 2019

Hoebag

Used as a friendly greeting to your girls or homies primarily used among the sex industry

Wassup Hoebag how you doing?

How’s your day going Hoebag

by Miss professor June 16, 2020

Hoebag

Rayne

What’s a hoebag? How am I a hoebag??
You are. You are Rayne

by Bebby September 18, 2021

Hoebag

Ya mum

Ya mums a hoebag

by Stupidhoebag November 15, 2021

Hoebag

Someone who inconveniences your life and/or ruins your day in a preventable way

Joey Vanderkoff is such a hoebag for making me roll extra silverware!

by Tacomacsucks123 May 3, 2022