hartsville hurricane

the loving gesture of having some friends hold down an annoying kid while exposing your buttocks and passing some gas into the annoying kid's nostril's

1. "Did you enjoy your Hartsville Hurricane this morning Mr. Matoos?"
-"Why, yes I did Mr. Pretzel!"

by Olden McRotch December 29, 2004

hats

Hats stands for "Huge Ass Tit's". To be used in a situation where only an inner party is familuar with the expression to point out a woman with large breast.

"Damn! look at those hats in front of us!"

by Aaron "-...BBG...-" September 11, 2006

Hatshit

A total fucking moron who thinks he's "gangsta." No one on HG likes him, and he should get hit by a truck.

Hatshit you fucking cunt. Die.

by Dman March 23, 2005

Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.

Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing

by eS Butcher September 7, 2012

Crap Hats

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.

1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.

by Saccade January 21, 2009

Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

Black Hats

A fraternal order of highly skilled men who are charged with being the keepers of "The Knowledge".

A semi secret society.

Black hats are known for their courteous and tactful behavior, being well groomed and being well dressed. Black hats are often regarded as "Anti Heros" and members are commonly very successful in their personal lives.

The Black Hats are a growing fraternal order and are very selective of their members.

by Mr. BadHat August 1, 2016