Definitions by Saccade

Cake and Arse Party 

Military Slang for when something goes FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

Mate, you gotta check out the Crap Hats...
They're making a real Cake and Arse Party out of their exercise!

Cake and Arse Party by Saccade January 21, 2009

Crap Hats 

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.

1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.

Crap Hats by Saccade January 21, 2009