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glass sorter

a retarded person.
taken form the 80's/90's public service announcement willing us to preserve america's mentally and/or physically handicapped (there was a handicapped person standing in a feild of garbage saying "i sort glass, its my job, i was bad at first but now im good at it... dont throw me away.")

can also be used as an insult, tho will generally confuse those who hear it.
after seeing a friend mess something up "haha! nice one! way to be a glass sorter!"

"ahh geez.... i had to work with this glass sorter today... it was the pits!"
by Shinigami July 19, 2003
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glass balloon

My heart just burst like a glass balloon
by marmelhal January 28, 2016
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wine glassing

Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)
Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.
by x_ally December 5, 2007
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glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of
Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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Glasgow Smile

Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.
He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.
by TeeDee April 2, 2004
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Glasgow

Gaelic name = Glaschu Scots name =Glesga
''The Second City Of The Empire''as it was known in Victorian times.The largest city in Scotland ,Shipbuilding giant Located on the Banks of The River Clyde home to about a million people,also the second most populous in the UK.Home to some of the Finest Georgian architecture in Britain.Glasgow has also got more Parks than any other City(Dear Green PlaceFounded in the 6th century by St Mungo Who is the Cities Patron Saint.Football plays an important part in Glasgow ,Hampden Park Ibroxand Celtic Park being the three Largest Stadiums in Scotland.Hampden Park used to be the Largest Football Stadium in the World untill the 1950's
Glasgow isMiles Better used to be the official slogan
Glasgow Became European City of Culture in 1990
by The Equaliser June 11, 2006
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glass screen

A screen used in a pipe or water pipe to keep what your smokeing in the bowl and out of your mouth
customer"What is a glass screen?"
clerk "its a screen... but its made out of glass"
by Sko56 May 10, 2006
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