Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 16, 2014

guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

guffarten

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.

Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.

by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

Giffery

The art of using a perfectly themed gif to express an emotion or concept during text based communication

Zach's clever giffery always elicited lots of laughs from his texts.

by Zach MD. January 4, 2018

gubfet

Feeling Hungry

Fuck I'm gubfet!!

by Stephen6622 January 28, 2018

Guffbomb

When someone decides to let one rip so bad that it is likened to a nuclear bomb exploding

oh man bill, what a guffbomb!

by Granny Doris 69 January 25, 2019