goonan

A goonan has a big dick.

Wow you must have a goonan.

by GlauDiablo December 15, 2016

Goon

Generally slow witted, or goofy.

Also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personality

Wanna go hang out with Loui?

No man, that kid's such a goon.

by sowingwildoats June 15, 2003

gooncave

Jerking off with all the men in your small corner room of your apartment

Donald trump: wanna join the gooncave reharden your cock you’ll love the next hour

by Goon Lord June 2, 2023

goon of fortune

A game played by western sydney people where they hang a bag of goon off the washing line aka hillshoist then everyone stands around it and spins it and whoever it stops in front if has to drink the goon for 5 seconds.

(At a party) Yo its time for some goon of fortune!

by Anthony1 February 7, 2007

straight goon

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

by energy turtle May 2, 2008

Goon

Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.

I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST!

by Ed K May 6, 2003

The Goon

A badass mobster hitman based in dark horse comics who just runs around kicking the shit outta people with his side kick frankie

Did you read the new The Goon last night it was badass

by Nachin January 21, 2012