Leather goods

A belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass!

"Hey dad, what's for dinner?!"
"Leather goods!"

by Mamasarah1990 August 2, 2017

joshua goodsall

A kid that wonders what in the world he is doing, most likely sucking dick or getting his dick sucked. Other then carrying all STD's in the world, i guess he works kinda hard. Defiantly needs to stop being a pussy bitch and complete everything he tries to achieve insead of leaving it half done

User 1: Hey, whats up?
User 2: Good, just feeling a bit like a Joshua Goodsall
User 1: No good man

by Somerandomassuser12002 December 18, 2017

The Goodest!

Garrett

Man, he really is The Goodest!

by otterduck April 26, 2020

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

Finely aged imported goods

When someone was conceived in another country outside of the one they were born in.

Hey Joe where were you born?
I was born in the Netherlands.
Is that where your parents live?
No, they lived in Mexico before they moved to the Netherlands, at the time I was in the womb.
Oh! So you were some finely aged imported goods then?
Yeah I guess you could say that.

by Tacoocat May 8, 2018

Checking out the goods

Looking to see if something or someone is worth your time

I was in the club checking out the goods. I was at the party and checking out the goods on the grill

by Beast of the east 74 February 11, 2019

Pulling a Goodall

Pulling a Goodall - when you enter an academic field without going through the proper education channels. (e.g. .... Jane Goodall)

Pulling a Goodall
Jordan failed as an academic student.

He got mad and pulled a Goodall.
He started spewing gender studies articles without a degree.

by QuadAMP May 26, 2019