Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

by This is real kid December 12, 2019

Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

GOATed-er

Word by JUAN.... More GOATed Than someone who Is also GOATed

Juan said to Al, “I’m GOATed-er than you”

by Seanparis August 29, 2020

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

goatage

Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.

A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!

by Tookar September 25, 2005

Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes

My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated

by Suckmynoodle69 February 3, 2020