Guiltsassination

When your co-worker fucks up and now you're in trouble too for working with them or just being next to them.

Yo man, Dale fucked up the backhoe now Boss Man won't talk to either of us. Textbook case of Guiltsassination.

by BandanaMan🧝 March 16, 2022

cum guilt

When a girl makes you feel guilty for cumming in/on her

Her: "I feel so gross now that you have cum in me."
Him: "Wow, way to make me feel cum guilt."

by DTrickle February 21, 2011

The Guilts

This is one of the worst feelings in the world and it arises for no reason whatsoever. It can be described as a powerful feeling of regret and anxiety all in one. The guilts often occur the night after excessive drinking or if you get insulted by stupid people about doing something that seems stupid at the time.

Conor: "Aw boy, got a complete dose of the guilts from last night";

Emmet: "Why, were you drinking much?";

Conor: "Na not even, had a bad dream about stealing money so I could get home and I'm absolutely riddled with them (the guilts)"

by EKBB December 7, 2010

Guilt-free beer run

Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.

18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.

18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!

18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!

18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!

by morganhernan September 26, 2009

guilpy

Feeling simultaneously happy and guilty about something. Applies only to non malicious forms of guilt.

You're saying goodbye to your boyfriend and he misses his flight. You feel so guilpy, that is you feel partially responsible but happy for the extra time that you will gain together.

by ChaRlie aRcher giRl July 8, 2014

Guilt Work

Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.

"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.

by MemeSuply4Real August 25, 2017

garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.

My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.

by drhominidae April 11, 2010