nick gross

A stupid kid , who is not only weird , but also not at all funny . He has very little good looks and he is most likely a ginger . He is extremely short and plays soccer . Soccer is the only thing a nick gross is good at . A nick gross fails at most everything else . He also can never make up his mind . That is why a nick gross would be a horrible boyfriend so you should try not to fall for one because it will just end in tragedy . the end .

me : are you dating a nick gross ?

skyler : yeah why ?

me : cuz thats a bad idea . no one should ever date a nick gross .

skyler : ohhh .

by peanutmonkeybutt889 January 11, 2012

wicked gross mental fit

go uncontrolably nuts

After she got called that Johnny was busted for pot, his mom took a wicked gross mental fit.

by packie workah June 13, 2012

Dude That's Gross

1.) Anything of or relating to Mike Stangelo.

2.) Anythng that just makes u think of this saying.

3.) What ur mom says about ur fantasys of her.

Dude, Thats gross

by Ed Shinta November 19, 2003

straight people are gross

An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.

Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"

by Gaybitchenby February 20, 2021

Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).

Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

The Palmer Gross

"To pull a palmer" is to be the biggest mooch you possibly can all the time

"that ass pulled the palmer gross brought 15 dollars to beach week and mooched off of corey and chris the whole fucking time"

by CDNoodles June 14, 2008

omfg so gross!

omfg so gross! means like if your feet stink of poop then it would be gross.

Or if your dad has let one rip it wud be omfg so gross!

Or if your winky starts to smell of fish again that would be gross!!

Omg your winky smells! omfg so gross!

by Dumber February 9, 2007