Liverpool Goldfish

A Turd, as seen floating around the mouth of the River Mersey.

I just dropped a Liverpool goldfish and it was as big as a baby's arm.

by Cestrian March 19, 2010

frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

Moody Goldfish

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).

Hey you guys are Moody Goldfish

by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009

sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.

Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!

by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020

reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.

me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass

by longdiggitydong July 18, 2021

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.

"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

by JJBullfrog October 20, 2021

Timmy Goldfish

a meme made by me

Bryce: Timmy Goldfish is in your water bottle

by AARON__BURR April 14, 2022