when a person of the LGBTQ community tries to tell straight people their "privileges" when they are illy informed about the disadvantages of being a straight person and should SHUT THE FUCK UP!
LGBTQ Person: YOU PRIVILEGED CISGENDER MALE GO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
Normal Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! STOP GAYSPLAINING AND GO BACK TO YOUR "SAFE SPACES"!
Normal Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! STOP GAYSPLAINING AND GO BACK TO YOUR "SAFE SPACES"!
by joewillis November 5, 2016
Get the Gaysplaining mug.When a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard.
Anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard.
The weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard.
There is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all my flatmates eat is smash and toast, Oh Gaspard!!!
The weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard.
There is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all my flatmates eat is smash and toast, Oh Gaspard!!!
by Joshgoody November 10, 2008
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Inability to breathe in enough oxygen to fuel an orgasm during cuming. Can lead to asphyxia if the man pulls his cock out of the pussy and his lover, forgetting herself, takes half the cock in her mouth and passes out from lack of air and too much cum.
My wife started gasping for air as she came and almost passed out when I flooded her throat with cum. I backed my cock out of her, flipped her light body over on her stomach, grasped her around the chest just below her D cup boobs and pulled up. She hawked out a large luge of cum, swallowed ater spitting it out, and caught her breath.
by neverdone January 21, 2008
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person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
by mackieeeee September 23, 2009
Get the gasping turtle mug.gaspis (noun) - The gas which is released during and after one urinates. It has a distinctive smells and is usually more satisfying than other varieties of farts.
Man: I have to go drain the lizard.
Woman: * Goes to get Brush from Bathroom *
Woman: I thought you said you had to pee?
Man: Don't mind the smell, it's just some gaspis.
Woman: Why does it smell like a fast food kitchen?
Man: That is that gaspis for you.
Woman: * Goes to get Brush from Bathroom *
Woman: I thought you said you had to pee?
Man: Don't mind the smell, it's just some gaspis.
Woman: Why does it smell like a fast food kitchen?
Man: That is that gaspis for you.
by 503Ryan June 23, 2016
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He Gaspy the girl
by Gaspy January 9, 2020
Get the Gaspy mug.Supposedly some mexican man. Sometimes funny, often nice. Looks like an average person. Has good music taste. He loves his friends.
"Gaspar you are such a coin coin", "Gaspar t'es pas marrant", "Gaspar t'es trop gentil", "Gaspar enlève cette musique"
by gaspaco05 October 2, 2022
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