gaspis

gaspis (noun) - The gas which is released during and after one urinates. It has a distinctive smells and is usually more satisfying than other varieties of farts.

Man: I have to go drain the lizard.
Woman: * Goes to get Brush from Bathroom *
Woman: I thought you said you had to pee?
Man: Don't mind the smell, it's just some gaspis.
Woman: Why does it smell like a fast food kitchen?
Man: That is that gaspis for you.

by 503Ryan June 23, 2016

Gaspionage

Performing the act of passing gas in crowded areas and not being found guilty.

I was in a fully packed elevator yesterday and got away with gaspionage. I looked just as disgusted as the 3 midgets standing right behind me. Noone had a clue. I wish I could get the video and post it on my Flog.

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009

gaspshock

when you get scared! you scream this out loud..

it's a combination of gasp which is a very powerful word and shock, another powerful word..

and when combined together, it is the most powerful expression!

GASPSHOCK! I saw Mandy making out with Randy.

by alyy January 23, 2008

Gaspilicious

Adjective,

Something someone does that is awesome.
An object that is Cool.

Synonyms: awesome Epic cool great fantastic amazing outstanding marvelous exceptional ect.....

Antonyms: ordinary Ungaspilcious dumb fail lame uncool stupid unimpressive bad

Natasha: Look at that house,
Julia: Yeah thats totaly gaspilcious

Natasha: Did you see my gaspilcious backflip?
Julia : Yeah! did you see my gaspilicious kick?

by Nooshen September 30, 2011

gasping

British slang for experiencing nicotine withdrawal. American equivalent is "having a nicfit."

I had to work all day today without a fag break. By the time they let me out I was gasping.

by BobR September 3, 2010

Gapist

A homosexual rapist.

Dave: "I got gaped by a gapist yesterday."
Greg: "At least you're not a virgin anymore."

by Mister Shaun April 29, 2008

Gascist

Someone who hates Festivus. Someone who refuses to attend festivus because they are afraid of being offended during the Airing of Grievances. A festivus-hating fascist.

Man, Shaun and James are such Gascists. Can't they leave their personal problems at home and just enjoy the holidays?

by Jedediah December 5, 2004